I CALL THIS ULTIMATE FAIL!!!

SO I SENT THIS TO MY BOYFRIEND, HIS RESPONSE WAS…….”WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?” .  FAIL!!!

MY CONFIDENCE OF BEING SEXY LEVEL HAS DROPPED TO AN ALL TIME LOW.

I CALL THIS RESOURCEFUL!

OK so we wanted bbq nachos for superbowl last year. Clever as I am I put the chips, cheese, and bbq on a plastic plate( that was too big for the microwave and would melt in the oven). Soooooo we used the next best thing,my trusty hair dryer. I need to say the nachos turned out awesome.

I DON’T BELIEVE NICE GUYS FINISH LAST. NICE GUYS EAT TACO BELL TOO!

I DON’T BELIEVE NICE GUYS FINISH LAST. NICE GUYS EAT TACO BELL TOO!

R O C K IN THE U S A !

R O C K IN THE U S A !

This is one of my drunken creations…….. I don’t remember this night, but I was told as I made this I declared “it’s for the homeless, they need to eat too and they’re not as picky as you bastards!”. Love drunk me !!

This is one of my drunken creations…….. I don’t remember this night, but I was told as I made this I declared “it’s for the homeless, they need to eat too and they’re not as picky as you bastards!”. Love drunk me !!

just awwwwwww